who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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