so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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