I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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