I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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