you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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