we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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