Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
false alarm. still invincible.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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