My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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