My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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