okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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