How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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