you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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