My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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