How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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