K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.