the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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