Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(802): View more from Vermont

you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

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(810): View more from Michigan

Found a pint glass in my snow pants.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.

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(254): View more from Texas

Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.

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