I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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