The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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