the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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