i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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