Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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