I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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