i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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