you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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