I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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