im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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