I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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