Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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