I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He kissed a someone with a penis
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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