like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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