Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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