am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
