Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
someone owes me an orgasm
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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