Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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