I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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