i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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