im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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