dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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