This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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