i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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