Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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