Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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