He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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