we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
