so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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