My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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