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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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