just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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