There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Can I color on your dick again?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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