Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it's not cheating when I paid for it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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