Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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