am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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