Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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