is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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