Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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