3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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